So! The How Girly Are You quiz!

In my preemtive defense, the last quiz I got like this (albeit very different) pegged me upwards of 60%. 66, if I remember correctly.

[ ] my fingernails/toenails are almost always painted
[ ] during the summer the only shoes i wear are flip flops (I HATE flipflops)
[ ] my favorite toys as a child were barbies
[] my favorite colour is pink or purple
[ ] I did Gymnastics
[ ] I love skirts (I HAVE worn one, but nah.)
[ ] hollister is one of my favorite places to shop
[ ] tight jeans are the only jeans i'll wear
[x] I love chocolate (more or less)
[ ] I've never had a real job

TOTAL: 1

[ ] my hair is almost always straightened (HAHAHAHAHA)
[ ] I have at least 8 myspace pictures
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week
[ ] I love to hang out at the mall with friends
[ ] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace or earrings
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon (I do not Tan. I become a LOBSTER! LOBSTER, I tell you!)
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] I watch either the OC or Laguna Beach (See, those are TV. I don't watch TV.)
[ ] I change my icon weekly
[ ] I wear a shower cap

TOTAL: 0

[ ] I don't shop at Hot Topic (I dunno, I like their stuff but I've never bought any of it. What does that count as?)
[x ] my cell phone might as well become a part of me (I carry it everywhere, ergo, i guess yeah)
[ ] I wear mascara everyday
[ ] I've been or am on a diet
[ ] bathing suits are adorable
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat
[ ] big sunglasses are hot
[ ] I have gotten my nails done before
[ ] I own over 10 purses
[ ] MTV is one of my favorite channels

TOTAL: 1

[ ] all I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys
[ ] I love to have girls do my hair
[ ] I give and recieve hugs from all my friends
[ ] I hate bugs (Not so much anymore. Used to. Now I mostly don't care. I kill without feelings. Mwahaha.)
[ ] carnivals are so fun!
[ ] Summer is THE best season
[ ] my swimsuit has 2 pieces
[ ] I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor (I AM still waiting for my armor. Fscking smiths, they think they own the world.)
[ ] musicians are so hot
[ ] you write me a poem that tells me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours

TOTAL: 0

[x] I am self-conscious (sometimes.)
[ ] I cry often
[ ] my car smells like vanilla or cherry
[ ] my dishes get washed more than once a week (dishes? Like ones you eat off of? I stick 'em in the dishwasher, but I feel like this means something else)
[x] I don't do sports (I play frisbee...)
[x] I HATE to run (Curse my mis-attached hip joints! But I CAN turn my feet backwards.)
[ ] I squeal when i am surprised or angry
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack
[ ] I love romance novels
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute

TOTAL: 3

[ ] I dance a lot.
[ ] usually spend an hour or over to get ready to leave my house
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products
[ ] I love to get dressed up
[ ] every part of my outfit needs to match
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot
[ ] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day
[ ] I wish I were a model

TOTAL: 0

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton (Only for a swift punch. Except that would break her in HALF.)
[ ] I have been something that was semi
[ ] I own Uggs
[ ] Hip Hop is the best music (how can you take something with a name like that seriously?)
[ ] I pop my collar
[ ] I like to be the center of attention
[x] guys with Mohawks are crazy (EVERYBODY with a mohawk is crazy)
[ ] horses are beautiful
[ ] I'd rather not pay attention in school
[ ] Cats are adorable (DOGS are adorable)

TOTAL: 1

[ ] I write my own music
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii
[ ] Valentine's day is so cute!
[ ] white is better than black
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black
[ ] my closet is STOCK FULL of clothes
[ ] hate the grunge look
[ ] I love to read magazines

TOTAL: 0

[ ] I love to gossip
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid
[ ] I love Celine Dion
[ ] my bubble baths are 1-2hrs long (Okay, I took bubble baths when I was little. You know why? So I could have fog banks for my ship battles. NOT EVEN KIDDING.)
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned (At this point, my wedding doesn't need a groom at all.)
[ ] My friends and I are in a strict group.
[ ] I like little kids
[ ] Diet drinks are the best
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian (mmm, carnivorous.)
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonalds (It's food. I eat food.)

TOTAL: 0

[x] I check my myspace everyday. (I hate myspace, but I check LJ, Xanga, Facebook, DA, and email (two of them) every day, so I am in the spirit of this)
[ ] I love life! (sometimes)
[ ] I have a lot of jewlery!
[ ] my screen name(s) have x's in them (DEAR GOD I hate it when people do this)
[ ] either one of my myspace names has/had <3's or in them
[ ] I would never want to be the opposite sex (To quote Jo, quoting someone else, never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die)
[ ] It's not what's said, it's the way it was said
[ ] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed (two. I DO have four fleece blankets...)

TOTAL: 1

Now add up all the total points-- that's how girly you are!

7%.

Hahahaha. That was amusing.